Our Wacky World

So there's this lady right?
She was probably the hottest chick of the 80's and mid-90's.
Fairest of them all, you know what I mean?
Sometimes she looked like this....

And we liked her for that. It was unique and she wore wedding-dresses and danced slutty and she kinda evolved into the ultimate in "sexiness." Come to think of it, didn't she dabble in publishing?

It was around that time that she looked like this.......

And that was okay too, if maybe a bit more "sexy" than most of us were really ready for on VH1 at the time......sigh......

I remember moving to Southern California in 1999 and hearing about this tranny called Viva Sex, who did the best Madonna impersonation of anyone. EVER.

Now I never cared for Madonna, (Althought I do adhere to the Homo-Bylaws which clearly outline that any human being with a penis who likes other humans with a penis must own "The Immaculate Collection."), but I will say that Viva Sex really was pretty damned good. Even if she was a one-trick pony.

Who woulda thought that the hottest woman of the 80's and 90's would move to England, have kids and then end up impersonating her impersonator, badly even??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!